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hello frends
Tonight we will have a litle lesson! Get excited, cause you never know where this one's gonna go.
Fun Science Activity: Take one hand and place it on a hot stove. Take the other hand and also place it on a hot stove. See which one burns first. This is called the theory of relativity.
In 1962 I spent three months on a remote island in the south Pacific. It was a tranquil period, and I learned a great deal about the habits of the frigate bird. In the day they soar; at night they rest their weary wings and feet on the swaying treeleaves. I was forced to return to England when they began indiscriminately shitting on my car.
What are you doing here? Why are you wasting your valuable time reading this? It has no meaning; you will derive no great value from it. The night rushes on and still you sit here and read. Stop. Stop reading. This is fluff, drivel, spit. You are gaining nothing and losing time. Please stop.
The following year is when I first set my mind on becoming a schoolteacher. Ever since, I have been enrolled in the The University of Pennsylvania Graduate School of Education, pursuing a teaching degree. I am learning all sorts of fascinating minutiae: which drugs make children sit the most still, best practices for structuring bulleted lists, how to use millions of dollars of public subsidy to scam First Generation Low Income 18-year-olds into sacrificing four or more years of their life to be culturally assimilated into the elite class and serve the interests of the industrial-technological system. I feel so fulfilled in my continuing education program. This is what I have always wanted.
David Lynch once said, "Hello, my name is David Lynch." I think this is so true. Sometimes, as an artist, we get so caught up in it all, and sometimes we need to just let it all out, you know? Get the juices flowing again, get those humors pumping. Get those chakras in a neat row. And I think that's when the greatest things happen, in our lives, is when we just let them happen. That's how all valuable people get valuable. Are you valuable today? How can we change that?
I am doing a survey about urethral flow rate. How hard can you pee? Take a video of yourself peeing and send it to me at president@upenn.edu.